06
Feb
Things you never want to hear your boss say...
- My boss, the PR guy:
- "Hey April, do you mind if I take a little blood?"
- April:
- "Um, no you cannot..."
06
Feb
01
Feb
This is how I’ve felt about blogging for the past year or so…
Today I decided I missed it. HOLLA!
09
Dec
When your twelve year-old cousin says “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur,” he’s just quoting Step-Brothers, not asking your opinion, and shouting “triceratops!” will make you look like kind of an idiot.
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PTERODACTYL!
03
Nov
Day Of Infamy of the Day: Speaking of which, have you seen what happens when you run search for “do a barrel roll” in Google? It’s wild.
Here are a few other cool Google Easter Eggs to check out:
24
Oct
30
Jun
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.
29
Jun
01
Jun
Newsweek put Grand Rapids, MI on their “dying cities” list. Then, the citizens of this fine town got together, made beautiful art and, most importantly, gave Newsweek the finger.
I’m in awe at this town’s ability to put this together. I want to live in a place where they dance in the streets as a subtle “fuck you” to all their nay-sayers.