December 2011
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My Favorite Dinosaur.
lovestampede: hannahmight: When your twelve year-old cousin says “On the count of three, name your favorite dinosaur,” he’s just quoting Step-Brothers, not asking your opinion, and shouting “triceratops!” will make you look like kind of an idiot. <33333333 PTERODACTYL!
Dec 9th
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November 2011
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
1 post
Terrible Twos
Owner of my company to the office: "Here's a text from my wife that I don't think I should respond to... 'Our two year old just headbutted me. I trust that is not a move you taught him.'"
Office: "Yeah... probably best to just leave that one alone."
Oct 24th
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June 2011
4 posts
“There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who...”
–  Warren Buffet
Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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Beautiful ads, beautiful car. →
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May 2011
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May 28th
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Happy Memorial Day weekend! →
Celebrate with my FAVORITE THING EVER: Grilling.
May 28th
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I love my job.
Illinois: Jen, I had an epiphany last night; your husband is Harry Potter.
Jen: Yeah, he gets that a lot. That and Rob Lowe.
Illinois: Well, I don't know about Rob Lowe, but I'm pretty sure your husband's in Dumbledore's Army.
May 26th
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Play this game. →
And then tell me your score.
May 18th
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Just a little something to make your Tuesday... →
I’m cry laughing at my desk.
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April 2011
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Apr 28th
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6 Children's Toys With Unintentional Penises →
Apr 27th
Problem:
I’m at work. Eating lunch. And I just dropped a potato chip down my shirt. It’s open where I work, so I can’t just reach for it. And I’m wearing a dress, so if I get up to go the bathroom, it’s going to fall out the bottom of it. And there are a lot of clients wandering around our building today. So it can’t look like I just randomly have snacks falling out of...
Apr 27th
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Apr 22nd
Hey baby, what's your number?
Today, while making the long drive back from Kansas City home to Lawrence, some guy tried to hit on me. While I was driving. And so was he. Here I am, traveling down I-70, minding my own business, when some 30-something guy in a red SUV cuts me off and zooms past me onto the freeway. About a minute or so later, he pulls up behind me and starts honking at me. As I’m frantically looking...
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
For all my type nerd friends... →
Apr 20th
I'm in love. →
Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.
Apr 19th
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NPR: Steve Jobs is authorizing a biography of his... →
Apr 12th
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These might keep coming...
Owner of company: "There's a new reality TV show about taxidermy on. It's called 'Mounted In Alaska'"
Me: "Is it on HBO?"
Apr 11th
I'm so awkward.
Owner of my new company (who was making dinner plans for a rep coming in to town this evening): "Hey Marissa, what are you doing tonight?"
Me: "... Why? Wanna hang out?"
Thankfully, he laughed. I'm SO awkward.
Apr 11th
Oops. →
Apr 11th
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Apr 9th
Apr 8th
80s & 90s Flashback! →
A website chronicling my childhood. (aka: The best website ever. Besides this one.)
Apr 8th
This is really freaking cool.  →
I want to have created this. Or at least want to be friends with the people who did.
Apr 7th