I’m at work. Eating lunch. And I just dropped a potato chip down my shirt.

It’s open where I work, so I can’t just reach for it.

And I’m wearing a dress, so if I get up to go the bathroom, it’s going to fall out the bottom of it. And there are a lot of clients wandering around our building today. So it can’t look like I just randomly have snacks falling out of my skirt. (Hilarious as it would be.)

This is a dilemma. I am so embarrassing.

Suggestions?